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people who only ship canon couples.
HOLD ON TANIQUA WE GOIN’ DOWN
Me:
Mom, I think I'm dyslexic.
Mom:
No you're not.
Me:
I think I have ADHD.
Mom:
What?
Me:
And sometimes I see weird stuff..like monsters.
Mom:
What on earth are you talking about?!
Me:
Mom, just admit it, I'm a demigod.
magic conch,
who will be cast as finnick?
Benefits when you're cute:
More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly:
you don't get raped.









